May 2013
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Opiate of them Asses: watsonsstripeyjumper: Has... →
watsonsstripeyjumper:
Has anyone read the guardians liveblog of eurovision?
i am crying this is brilliant
some of my favourites include:
8.42pm BST
Next, BELARUS: land of smiling freakishly at pigeons in deserted plazas.
8.49pm BST
This singer is ridiculously…
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passthecocaine:
Earlier when I was watching Eurovision my mom came up and asked me what I was watching and I told her that it was an anual singing competition that Europe started after WWII to prevent another war and that’s why they don’t have wars in Europe anymore because they just settle everything with Eurovision aND SHE BELIEVED ME
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balaylee:
I’ve never heard of Eurovison ever in my life. I’m just a teenage girl who lives in Canada and I’m so confused on what’s going on. To me it looks like Europe is putting on some homosexual musical of sorts and their voting over whose is the best or something
That’s pretty much it
They actually just vote for their countries friends. For example,...
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itsmelisss:
so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline
and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
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“What does it mean to love somebody? It is always to seize that person in a mass,...”
– Gilles Deleuze and Félix Guattari, A Thousand Plateaus (via adornoble)
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Fuck it, I’m accomplishing nothing. Hoooooooooooome it is…
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So Bad It Hurts: Bad-fanfiction Cupcakes →
bad-fanfiction:
So I’ve been watching Cupcake Wars a lot recently and I was thinking about it and I’ve come up with four cupcakes themed for you and MSP.
The Mary Sue: Because they always smell like strawberries, the Mary Sue is a white chocolate strawberry cupcake with a Pink Champagne frosting and a little…
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New App Lets You Boycott Koch Brothers, Monsanto... →
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stfuconservatives:
A new app allows you to scan a product in the supermarket aisle and learn who exactly is behind that box of cereal. More impressively, you can join user-created campaigns to boycott groups of companies who may have lobbied against a cause you believe in.
I couldn’t scream SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY fast enough at this. And it’s free! Due to all the...
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this-is-clarity:
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon
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Done with one 20+ page paper. Now I just have a 15-17 page one and another 20+ page one, and 40 papers to grade, and….
THE END IS IN SIGHT, OKAY
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“I’ve told the kids in the ghettos that violence won’t solve their problems, but...”
– Martin Luther King Jr. (via loveinfamine)
The Martin Luther King Jr. White people never quote
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existentialismandhumanemotions asked: I did reblog that Lavender cake thing with you in mind, and it was beautiful of course! I hope you're doing well, and taking care of yourself. xx
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“To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape jokes are a...”
– Time-Machine (via a comment at shakesville.com) (via heartswillpraise)
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