pestilence-and-iniquity:

lavenderblues:

purveyor-of-fine-whines:

someone chose the wrong career…

*

I’m waiting for them to find the rest of the animal skeletons and human remains in this (wo)man’s basement. For the love of all things holy…

Please tell me that the chair legs aren’t actual sheep legs. Please. For my sanity.

That really looks like something I would purchase.

^

I mean, it does look very soft. I personally would probably find it very comfortable once I learned to ignore the shrieking of my subconscious and filter out the sheepvoices that would slowly begin to whisper to me in the corners of my mind as I stroked the dead, unfeeling heads of what once might have been the mothers of lambs.

But

I mean

yeah.

(Source: holyvirginmary, via damned-marsh-yankee)