I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear
Sir that is a hamburger.
i think this is the best post ever ok
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN
i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang
are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or
…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?
iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME
I was bringing in one of the local papers, and I saw this on the back. This is an ad for bail bonds, for which people pay money to companies, who then post bail for the person along with a guarantee that said person will show up for trial.
It’s just—this ad is sexist and just plain STUPID in so many ways that I’m not sure which says worse about the company: that they think that sexualizing women is great and will bring them business, or that they hold their potential clients in such low esteem to think that someone facing jail time will choose the bail bonds company named after breasts because WOWZA LOOK HOT WOMENZ (and who cares about bond rates or hidden strings when a logo has boobs?).*
*And let’s face it, this was marketed to guys who like boobs, not bi/lesbian women. This company actually thinks that men are such unrestrained swine that one look at large breasts makes critical thinking go out the window. It’s one [terrible] thing to rely on an accused person’s desperation; this is, like, double disgusting…
9 Problems with Women’s Clothing
And the worst part is that clothing companies do it because they know we’ll still buy their products. But do we have much other choice?
Dude I had to borrow a pair of my friend Matt’s pants and yeah they fit great and really show off my butt but the pockets are the worst thing ever… It was the minute I understood soo many things about girl problems…
Can we talk about bra sizes too? Because right now I’m a 36C, 34C, or 34B depending on which brand of bra I buy. How the FUCK is that possible?
can we just take a minute to appreciate that this was an actual line from an actual porn film called “lemon stealing whores” about whores who stole lemons from james deen’s beloved lemon tree
If you haven’t seen this porn, you’re missing out.
A quick Google search shows that it seems to be a thing, but I was too terrified to click on any of the links. What the actual…?