Lavender Blues

I just got my M.A. in literature; now, I search for jobs and run, write, and draw stuff in what what spare time I have.

I really like Edna St. Vincent Millay, Bahktin, and Superjail. My childhood largely consisted of Sailor Moon and Harry Potter (Pottermore says I'm a Slytherin). I am also a huge Welcome to Night Vale fan. If your screen turns cyan and starts screeching at you while viewing my blog, rest assured that that's normal, and your hearing will return to normal in a few months, which is also when the greenish hair on your knees will start to fall out. Like I said, no problem.

Also, if you like fantasy, check out a project of mine under the We Four Elements tag or at we-four-elements here on Tumblr.

slowjammy:

cellobeer:

cellobeer:

Finally finished painting the costume. Slutty Thomas the Tank Engine is about ready to chug out of this muthaf*cker.

I still think it is ridiculous that this has 60k notes.

I still think it is ridiculous that this ONLY has 60k notes.

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March 21, 2014 @ 4:30 PM 145,978 notes
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phil-is-my-cat:

cryonetics:

awesomeandallthat:

markfuckface:

raisedyoufromperdition:

phil-is-my-cat:

dead8ug:

mark-fuckface:

I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear

Sir that is a hamburger.

i think this is the best post ever ok

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN 

i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang

are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or

…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?

iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME
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phil-is-my-cat:

cryonetics:

awesomeandallthat:

markfuckface:

raisedyoufromperdition:

phil-is-my-cat:

dead8ug:

mark-fuckface:

I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear

Sir that is a hamburger.

i think this is the best post ever ok

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN 

i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang

are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or

…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?

iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME

(via girlwithg0ldeyes)

November 22, 2013 @ 8:45 PM 186,617 notes
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anonymouscomrade:

You have encountered A 

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Options:

  • PET 
  • SNUGGLE 
  • FEED 

You have chosen 

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THEE IS O CAPE

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October 21, 2013 @ 3:07 PM 10,080 notes

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

(Source: neilcicierega)

October 4, 2013 @ 10:09 AM 215,890 notes

I was bringing in one of the local papers, and I saw this on the back. This is an ad for bail bonds, for which people pay money to companies, who then post bail for the person along with a guarantee that said person will show up for trial.

It’s just—this ad is sexist and just plain STUPID in so many ways that I’m not sure which says worse about the company: that they think that sexualizing women is great and will bring them business, or that they hold their potential clients in such low esteem to think that someone facing jail time will choose the bail bonds company named after breasts because WOWZA LOOK HOT WOMENZ (and who cares about bond rates or hidden strings when a logo has boobs?).*

*And let’s face it, this was marketed to guys who like boobs, not bi/lesbian women. This company actually thinks that men are such unrestrained swine that one look at large breasts makes critical thinking go out the window. It’s one [terrible] thing to rely on an accused person’s desperation; this is, like, double disgusting… View Larger

I was bringing in one of the local papers, and I saw this on the back. This is an ad for bail bonds, for which people pay money to companies, who then post bail for the person along with a guarantee that said person will show up for trial.

It’s just—this ad is sexist and just plain STUPID in so many ways that I’m not sure which says worse about the company: that they think that sexualizing women is great and will bring them business, or that they hold their potential clients in such low esteem to think that someone facing jail time will choose the bail bonds company named after breasts because WOWZA LOOK HOT WOMENZ (and who cares about bond rates or hidden strings when a logo has boobs?).*

*And let’s face it, this was marketed to guys who like boobs, not bi/lesbian women. This company actually thinks that men are such unrestrained swine that one look at large breasts makes critical thinking go out the window. It’s one [terrible] thing to rely on an accused person’s desperation; this is, like, double disgusting…

October 3, 2013 @ 1:42 PM 4 notes

bad-fanfiction:

wtfbadromancecovers:

This was on Amazon, as in you can buy it, for real money.
*crumpleface*
Editor’s note: Oh, amazon.

oh my

bad-fanfiction:

wtfbadromancecovers:

This was on Amazon, as in you can buy it, for real money.

*crumpleface*

Editor’s note: Oh, amazon.

oh my

September 3, 2013 @ 12:13 PM 890 notes
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bad-fanfiction:

wtfbadromancecovers:

Editor’s note: I think this cover is just a gift for Sam Winchester fans. Or maybe Will Graham fans. Or even Invader Zim fans. Everyone have a good time.

This one was too good to not put on here.

bad-fanfiction:

wtfbadromancecovers:

Editor’s note: I think this cover is just a gift for Sam Winchester fans. Or maybe Will Graham fans. Or even Invader Zim fans. Everyone have a good time.

This one was too good to not put on here.

July 19, 2013 @ 3:16 PM 359 notes
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thattallsummonerguy:

youfightthosefaries:

9 Problems with Women’s Clothing

And the worst part is that clothing companies do it because they know we’ll still buy their products.  But do we have much other choice?

Dude I had to borrow a pair of my friend Matt’s pants and yeah they fit great and really show off my butt but the pockets are the worst thing ever… It was the minute I understood soo many things about girl problems…

Can we talk about bra sizes too? Because right now I’m a 36C, 34C, or 34B depending on which brand of bra I buy. How the FUCK is that possible?

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July 18, 2013 @ 10:14 AM 394,388 notes

bebroom:

THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”

bebroom:

THIS SI SSOOO FUNNY I KNOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE ARTISTIC BUT OH MY GO D LOOK AT HER SENSUAL FACEAND THE FLAMINGO IS JUST LIKST “OH MY GOD WHATS GOING ON”

(Source: take-me-far-away-from-here, via dashboard-glitch)

July 17, 2013 @ 7:11 PM 124,012 notes

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

submissivefeminist:

untrusts:

can we just take a minute to appreciate that this was an actual line from an actual porn film called “lemon stealing whores” about whores who stole lemons from james deen’s beloved lemon tree

If you haven’t seen this porn, you’re missing out.

wUt

A quick Google search shows that it seems to be a thing, but I was too terrified to click on any of the links. What the actual…?

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

submissivefeminist:

untrusts:

can we just take a minute to appreciate that this was an actual line from an actual porn film called “lemon stealing whores” about whores who stole lemons from james deen’s beloved lemon tree

If you haven’t seen this porn, you’re missing out.

wUt

A quick Google search shows that it seems to be a thing, but I was too terrified to click on any of the links. What the actual…?

(Source: animalcell, via shi-shi-chan)

July 8, 2013 @ 7:03 PM 27,809 notes
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